There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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