Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
a search helicopter?!
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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