Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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