the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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