why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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