i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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