If i come over, it means nothing
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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