Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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