it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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