I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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