didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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