I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
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