Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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