Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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