If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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