Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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