is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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