You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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