I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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