the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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