so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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