Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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