Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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