why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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