Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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