We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
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