he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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