I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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