I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
