you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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