Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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