I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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