I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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