Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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