I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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