no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
