I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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