Midget sex pt 2 tonight
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
3pm strippers are depressing
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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