He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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