I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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