She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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