ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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