i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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