I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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