They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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