Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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