You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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