My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
