Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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