I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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