remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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