No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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