im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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