Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
