I molested 6 butterflies tonight
It's Friday. Sex?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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