i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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