I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
So. Much. Porn.
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