So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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